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). I guess now I must lump the French Canadian wonder that is The Peanut Butter Solution into that sad category. Shot in 1985 and directed by Michael Rubbo. Yes. THE Michael Rubbo. The Peanut Butter Solution, or as it debuted, Guinevere buy

Contes pour tous #2(???????????) was the second in what was intended to be a series of movies for kids but the series was cut short for lack of anyone giving a crap. I saw the movie when I was about 7 years old and for a long time thought it was neato torpedo until age set in and, like the film, hair began to grow in strange places and it eventually fell by the wayside. I went back and watched it recently and I must say that while I will always have a soft spot in my heart for bad movies of the past century it is more bizarre/comically stupid to me now then it was cool to me then.

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The movie is the classic tale of a young canadian lad who, after an encounter with a couple of ghost hobos in a freshly burned out mansion, loses his hair due to what is referred to in the movie as “The Fright”. The hobos visit him again and give him a secret formula for a goop made from peanut butter and whatever else kind of gross junk he can find in his garage that will supposedly make his hair grow back. And it does. Uncontrollably. He is then kidnapped by his Italian art teacher, known only as The Senior, who uses the boy’s gnarly lochs to make paint brushes that can paint doorways to anywhere. He is rescued by his soon to be lesbian sister and his Asian/Canadian best friend who dresses like Rocky Balboa. I know. It’s been done to death. The movie is so Canadian you expect Bob and Doug Mckenzie to come out a do a musical number at some point. There’s alot of “abooting” and “eh-ing” throughout the movie that starts to grate on your ears after a bit, and i’m pretty sure the movie was shot over the course of a drunken afternoon whithout any sort of permits to speak of. The Peanut Butter Solution does have one rather large draw to it despite it’s overt sillyness and it’s, well, Canadianess. It’s original and it isn’t afraid to show kids something that’s going to piss their parents off a little. That’s the one thing I miss about kids movies from the 70’s and 80’s, they were just a tad raunchy, enough to make kids laugh and repeat it at school the next day at least.